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Mission Statement

I’m not sure how you ended up here, but I hope you enjoy your visit. I’m one of those people that says the things out loud the rest of you are thinking, but are smart or polite enough not to actually say. I swear to god, I’m practically a hermit, and yet, ridiculously hilarious things seem to happen to me on a daily basis. I felt the need to share, so here we are.

So judge me as you see fit. Do I want you to like me? {shrug} Sure. But if you don’t, frankly, I don’t give a rat’s ass. (By the way, remind me to look up where the hell that phrase came from because that’s just weird. Who gives rats’ asses to people?) What I can guarantee you though is that my friends kick some serious ass, my husband is a saint, and my kids (generally speaking of course) are good kids. I may be somewhat unconventional in the ways I live my life and parent my kids (perhaps one day we’ll talk about my habit of flipping them off  for a laugh because it totally cracks us all up and they know they’ll get their asses beat if they ever think about doing it themselves), but I can tell you that I have complete confidence that we’re probably happier than most people out there, and to me, that’s all that matters.

So sit back and enjoy the ride. I’ve come to realize that people either love me or hate me. I’ll let you decide which side you’re going to fall on. If you disagree with something I say, I encourage you to “challenge” me on it. You won’t win (just warning you now), but you can try. I like a good challenge (she says while laughing maniacally…)

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